• Students with ID and customers over 65 will not receive a discount.
• Uniformed military (active duty and retired) and first responders (Police, Fire, EMS) will receive a respectful “thank you for your service” and a shallow Asian-style greeting bow, but still no discount.
• Employees of Facebook/Meta, Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, and Oracle will be double charged because they are despicable grub wretches who would have been dragged into the street and shot in a brighter, more hopeful world. Anyone involved in the military industrial complex or with surveillance technology in general must pay triple. All Palantir and OpenAI employees must pay 4x listed prices.
• Evasion of fees or a failure to declare affiliation with aforementioned organizations will result in a lifetime ban.
• If you are scamming venture capital investors with a Theranos-style fraud operation, that’s based as hell and you can have your choice of taking $5 or 15% off your entire order, every order.*

*B2B LLM SaaS ABG’s are not eligible for this discount.